boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen
so i came out on facebook today
my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’
oooh, Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet!
Monty Python’s philosopher jokes are the actual best.
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
life, i did not ask for these random hipster urges