This guy’s vines give me life
Thomas Sanders is a gift to this world
I have a theory on Thomas Sanders that he can control minds and rather than using this gift for evil, he uses it to make funny vines. Like, a classroom full of kids? mind control. The teacher of the class? mind control. Cop pulls him over? you better believe that dude is gonna sing Don’t Stop Believing with him, mind control.
We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.
listen if ur under like 5’5 you dont need a guy thats 6 foot leave the tall boys for the tall girls wtfShut up I’ll date 80 tall boys if I want and we’ll all show up to your house and slam dunk your ass on the court see you then you tall ass hater
there’s a dishonored joke in there i can just see it
i keep reading all these headcanons about human!impala (dark-haired dude with green eyes, vixen in long black dress, etc.) and not one of them sticks because all i can image is a big, muscly black guy in his late 30s dressed head-to-toe in black leather that refuses to be called anything but ‘Baby’ by an alarmed yet aroused dean winchester
you have my attention
You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.
I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.
I heard a bitch talking shit about Doctor Who when I was walking out of Starbucks. So I turned around, shouted Allons-y and threw my hot tea at her.
…You could have got yourself in a heap of trouble if that tea was hot enough to…
wow. How would you like it if someone threw hot tea on you just because you didn’t like their show? Wow. I cant believe some people these days. That kind of behavior is unnacceptable and completely out of line.
fun fact: Sam warming his hands wasn’t in the script. Before they shot this scene the director was talking to Jared and mentioned that it was a cold night. Jared thought the director was telling him to show that it was cold out, so he did this
THIS IS WHY I LOVE JARED